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baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
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dear Santa ….
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(Source: jaylool, via koenigthecreator)

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via koenigthecreator)

Pick up lines
Other people's: I though happiness started with "H", why does mine start with "U"
Mine: I'll feed you.
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